We wont ask you any questions

So don't tell us any lies....

Smile, we are currently taking your picture and lifting your finger prints from your keyboard via remote sensors.

We will be sure to keep track of all your surfing patterns via never ending cookies and then sell all your information to Google, Yahoo, the FBI and the CIA

Just kidding. We will never divulge any of your information - we wouldn't even know what to do with it if we asked you for anything private